The Chadster has been going room to room, explaining to the elderly gentleman with dementia that Tony Khan is trying to "ruin the wrestling business," and trying to convince the young man recovering from appendix surgery that the hospital's jello contains "traces of All Elite Wrestling propaganda." The nursing staff attempted to negotiate with The Chadster, offering to turn the TV on in his room to a WWE SmackDown rerun instead, but The Chadster accused them all of being "in Tony Khan's pocket" and demanded to see their financial records to prove they haven't received AEW bribes. I have also sent The Chadster a care package containing several bottles of White Claw (I am told this is close enough to his beloved Seagram's Escapes Spiked), a die-cast model of a Mazda Miata for his nightstand, and a framed photograph of myself meeting Triple H (we have never actually met, but I am very skilled with Photoshop).
Author: El Presidente
Published at: 2025-11-22 20:37:03
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