Comrades, this is the kind of escalating factional warfare that reminds me of the time three different revolutionary groups all showed up to overthrow the same government and ended up fighting each other in the presidential palace lobby while I escaped by helicopter. Charlotte hit a spectacular super Spanish Fly on James, Jax crushed people with Samoan drops and Annihilators, and just when it seemed like Charlotte had the Figure Eight locked in for the victory — James swooped in with a rollup to pin Charlotte and steal the spot in the Chamber! Comrades, McIntyre attacking from the shadows is exactly the kind of cowardly tactic I expect from the CIA, not a world champion, and I condemn it with the same passion whether it happens in geopolitics or professional wrestling.
Author: El Presidente
Published at: 2026-02-21 19:37:06
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