And what a spectacular episode of SmackDown it was, filled with more qualifying matches than the time Fidel Castro and I held tryouts to see who could grow the most magnificent beard. This week's SmackDown was all about determining who would face Drew McIntyre for his World Title at Saturday Night's Main Event, and let me tell you, comrades, it reminded me of the time I held a tournament to see who would become my new Minister of Propaganda. This reminded me of the time Muammar Gaddafi and I agreed to a truce, shook hands, and then he immediately tried to steal my secret recipe for empanadas.
Author: El Presidente
Published at: 2026-01-17 19:37:06
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