Woman Terrified Of White Men Leaves Africa For Minnesota

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — According to reports, a local woman and Congressional representative left Africa and immigrated to Minnesota, in spite of her paralyzing fear of white men. "White men cause most death and are very scary," said the woman, who fled Somalia in 1991 to escape a bloody civil war and moved to a city in the American Midwest before marrying a white man. Sources say the woman, who left a mostly black country to live in a state with a higher percentage of whites than Ohio and Pennsylvania, lives in constant fear for her life.

Author: Babylon Bee

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