BREAKING — Authorities issued an urgent bulletin this morning, notifying the public to be aware that, due to this morning's widespread internet outage, your uncle had been forced to go door-to-door to share fake news. Websites and popular applications had gone dark on Tuesday morning, as the large server provider and internet security company Cloudflare went down, leaving your uncle with no choice but to resort to traveling to individual houses and places of business to spread inaccurate news reports. The public had been advised to be on the lookout for your uncle, as he was reported to be on the move and armed with numerous completely false news stories.
Author: Babylon Bee
Published at: 2025-11-18 21:49:19
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