But while today when we think of fast-food we tend to think of the likes of McDonald’s, KFC, or whatever the hell the crazy bastards at Taco Bell are coming up with this week- mixing and matching their same set of ingredients in new and exciting ways that make us all just say- shut up and get in my food hole-…. So who actually invented the Fast Food Restaurant as we know it today, and how did the concept evolve through today from its earliest days when three cavemen Ugh, Rog, and Gary started selling mammoth on a stick at their oxen back establishment, until one day Gary showed Rog’s mate his giant club, after which he ooga’d her booga and the whole venture fell apart, not just putting an end to URG’s, but also setting humanity back at least a thousand years on inventing the greatest thing we’ve ever come up with- KFC… On the contrary, the economic success of the Automat in New York and Philadelphia relied on the exclusion of black people and immigrants, who could be perfectly “trapped behind the Automat”.
Author: Arnaldo Teodorani
Published at: 2025-12-21 21:11:29
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