We have reached the stage of the imperial presidency where we just start pointing at the map and demanding the things we see there. I hesitate to suggest what other things on the map might be considered for purchase, lest someone feel inspired to actually write a check, but I will go ahead and make the relevant Polymarket bets so that I may make my fortune! The Big A off the coast of North Carolina (Actually any of the letters—the T L A N T I C or the O C E A N) (725 to 1): Each letter is the size of Pennsylvania, if the world map the president is looking at is to scale, and could perhaps function as a naval base!
Author: Alexandra Petri
Published at: 2026-01-12 22:25:00
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