“In big media news, DJ Scott Mills was fired from his job at the BBC this week after police searched the Radio 2 presenter’s hard drive and found over 100 terabytes of decent music,” said Young. “According to a police report at the scene of his car crash in Florida last week, Tiger Woods had two opioid pills in his pocket,” said Young. The segment also included guests in the form of a faux “Love Island” contestant complaining about the latest season of the show replacing participants with “AI-generated fruit” and, inexplicably, Jack Shep as an influencer dormouse.
Author: K.J. Yossman
Published at: 2026-04-04 22:18:57
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