Barnes pulled out his phone only to learn that the war had ended, and also that the war had begun. "It was over and done by the time I got the lights off the roof," said Barnes. At publishing time, Barnes' liberal neighbor had despondently learned the war was over before he had time to make an "End The War" poster.
Author: Babylon Bee
Published at: 2026-01-03 23:58:06
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