VATICAN CITY — Pope Leo boldly proclaimed today that God does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, so long as you don't count King David, or Joshua, or Gideon, or Samson, or Elijah, or Hezekiah, or any of those other people in the Bible. Pope Leo further stated that you must also not count Saint Joan of Arc, Saint George, or any of the other Christian warriors who prayed to God. The Pope assured listeners that other than those slight exceptions, God definitely does not listen to the prayers of those engaged in war.
Author: Babylon Bee
Published at: 2026-03-29 20:35:14
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