President, please tell us how your leadership this year made Russia greatest country in world,” and “President Putin, please accept gift of Rolls Royce Ghost and humblest apologies from publisher who you have threatened with confinement in Siberian prison colony.” Of course Vlad chuckled because — I will say this to you, Wonkette, because you will understand — the solution is more fucking. Answer is what it always has been: when Ukrainian Nazis are overthrown, their heads placed on pikes lining roads into Kyiv as warning, their flaccid Ukrainian penises rendered useless, their women shipped off to glorious Russian brothels, their children left orphaned and keening in grief, their fields reaped and then salted, their lands divided among local Russian warlords, their pets eaten.
Author: Gary Legum
Published at: 2025-12-20 20:00:58
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