SPRINGFIELD, IL — Seeking to ramp up his opposition force against the invasion of federal agents seeking to enforce the law, Governor JB Pritzker activated 100 battalions of illegal immigrants in Illinois's war against ICE. The governor initiated an aggressive new plan to call up to active duty more of his state's illegal alien army to match the growing presence of ICE personnel sent by the Trump administration to apprehend criminals for deportation, signaling a troubling new build-up in the ongoing conflict. I'm not one to throw my weight around — because it's dangerous — but I'm going to show the president who's in charge of the state of Illinois.
Author: Babylon Bee
Published at: 2025-10-07 21:39:14
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