WASHINGTON, D.C. — Just days after a catastrophic incident involving a sailing vessel belonging to the Mexican navy, President Donald Trump held a press conference to declare war on Mexico for its flagrant attack on the Brooklyn Bridge. A somber Trump met with the media to address the grave state of affairs and emphasize the historic significance of the sneak attack and the immediate impact it would have on the U.S. and the entire geopolitical landscape. Because of this brazen act of aggression, I am hereby declaring war on Mexico — or, as I like to call it, the soon-to-be 52nd state.
Author: Babylon Bee
Published at: 2025-05-19 20:51:48
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