Democratic Governor and former Vice Presidential nominee Tim Walz has warned that he is prepared to call up soldiers to fight the Republican administration if it does not stop removing his state's slaves. "We demand the immediate withdrawal of the Union, excuse me, federal troops who are taking away the slaves. Plans are already in the works for a battle flag, featuring an "X" pattern with a star for each seceding state.
Author: Babylon Bee
Published at: 2026-01-07 23:20:43
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