SACRAMENTO, CA — In a surprise speech, Senator Cory Booker shared his vision of sending troops to reoccupy the Rhineland, the first step in returning the Third Reich to its former glory. The crowd reacted with shock as Booker went on to detail his plans to invade Poland, seize Czechoslovakia, and purify the Aryan race of undesirables. Booker concluded the speech with a solemn vow that his Nationalist Socialist Party would emerge victorious in the next election, clearing the way to safeguard the security and rights of the Reich.
Author: Babylon Bee
Published at: 2025-06-01 21:10:37
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