You might blow up like Violet in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory: One of the most terrifying movies ever made. Your teeth might look kinda red, and someone might think you're a vampire and try to put a stake through your heart: Don't say we didn't warn you. Peer-reviewed studies have determined that if you hold a person beneath the surface of a vat of Red Dye #40 for over five minutes, they will drown: And that's bad.
Author: Babylon Bee
Published at: 2025-09-02 21:26:22
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